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The most common owl in England is the Teat Owl
There’s one in almost every kitchen!
Votes: 0
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
Bison!
Votes: 2
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| Rank | Joke | Votes |
|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | My father has schizophrenia But he’s good people. | 13 |
| 🥈 | I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer. | 11 |
| 🥉 | Why don't tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them! | 7 |
| #4 | NASA is launching a new satellite to say sorry to any aliens who may have visited Earth. It’s to be named Apollo G | 6 |
| #5 | Yo muma's so ugly that they faked a worldwide pandemic just so she’d put on a mask. | 5 |
| #6 | I'm reading a book on anti-gravity... I’m finding it impossible to put down. | 5 |
| #7 | Did you hear about the woman who sat underneath a cow? She got a pat on the head! | 5 |
| #8 | Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?” | 5 |
| #9 | BNAG! That’s bang out of order… | 5 |
| #10 | Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the “P” is silent. | 4 |
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